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Friday, September 7th, 2007
3:31 pm - I 4m t3h n3rd g0d.

NerdTests.com says I'm an Uber-Dorky Nerd God.  What are you?  Click here!

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Thursday, February 8th, 2007
4:33 pm
How did I not put Anna Nichole Smith on my dead pool... god damnit...

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Thursday, January 4th, 2007
1:47 am - Fuck yeah!
Anyone know where to submit your 2007 dead pool?
Here's who I have so far:

1. The new Pope
2. Wilford Brimley
3. Robert Downey Jr.
4. Paris Hilton (I hope)
5. Stephen Hawking (I hope not)
6. Jon Voight
7. William Shatner
8. Leonard Nimoy
9. Ricardo Montalbon
10. Michael J. Fox

Most of these are people that I really like, but hell you have to pick someone right?



Your results:
You are Dr. Doom
Dr. Doom
78%
Kingpin
69%
Lex Luthor
68%
The Joker
65%
Riddler
60%
Green Goblin
59%
Juggernaut
59%
Mr. Freeze
57%
Venom
57%
Apocalypse
52%
Catwoman
44%
Magneto
41%
Dark Phoenix
39%
Poison Ivy
38%
Mystique
31%
Two-Face
27%
Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.


Click here to take the "Which Super Villain are you?" quiz...

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Sunday, August 20th, 2006
11:27 am - omgz my look alikes

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Wednesday, May 24th, 2006
6:09 pm - GIVE ME BACK MY SON!
So tonight is the Finale of Lost.

Play along with my Lost Drinking game.
Every time Michael says "my son" or "my boy" you have to do a shot.

Thanks for playing.

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Thursday, March 16th, 2006
10:52 pm
Big... buckin chicken... you are big... you are... chicken.

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Monday, March 6th, 2006
10:50 am - God...
Just to give you an idea of the retardation I have to endure from the guy they partnered me up with at I'm going to give you a small sample. I think it sums it up nicely.

After being here about an hour, I turn on IM and I get this...

(Name blocked to protect the retarded)

Message history for Mar 06, 2006
jeremy.c***** said at 8:27AM:
HEY ARE WORKING ON ANYTHING


I think that sums it up nicely.

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Saturday, December 10th, 2005
9:59 pm - RIP Richard!
Richard Pryor died, man that sucks =/

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Tuesday, November 29th, 2005
11:05 am

My personal world map




visited 13 countries-
like to visit 25 countries

Create your own world map

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Friday, November 18th, 2005
5:14 pm
You scored as Serenity (from Firefly). You like to live your own way and do not enjoy when anyone but a friend tries to tell you that you should do different. Now if only the Reavers would quit trying to skin you.

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Serenity (from Firefly)

94%

Moya (from Farscape)

88%

Nebuchadnezzar (from The Matrix)

88%

SG-1 (from Stargate)

69%

Millennium Falcon (from Star Wars)

63%

Galactica (from Battlestar: Galactica)

44%

Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop)

44%

Enterprise D (from Star Trek)

31%

Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? (pics)
created with QuizFarm.com

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Thursday, November 17th, 2005
11:13 am - Christmas Crap
People have asked me what I want for Christmas, so I'm posting this for you guys.

Here's a few ideas.

Amazon List
The Game Engine one would be really cool :)
And the Sirius Docking station/boombox would rawk too.

EB Games


Anyway... there ya go.

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Monday, November 14th, 2005
11:17 am - Stolen from someone
You Should Get a PhD in Science (like chemistry, math, or engineering)

You're both smart and innovative when it comes to ideas.
Maybe you'll find a cure for cancer - or develop the latest underground drug.


I think a Masters will have to do, I'm really sick of school.

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Sunday, May 15th, 2005
3:15 am - OUCH!
EL-oh-fucking-el...

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Sunday, April 24th, 2005
3:40 pm - Damn...


Your Inner European is Dutch!









Open minded and tolerant.

You're up for just about anything.





WTF? The dutch suck.

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Wednesday, April 13th, 2005
3:37 pm - Holy Shit...
http://blackflowermusic.com/SW_ep3_trailer_captioned.wmv

One of the funniest things I've seen in a long time...

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Wednesday, January 12th, 2005
2:43 pm - Yep I'm a dork
But the question remains...

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2:33 am - Quiztastic
1. Pick 10 movies that are ones that you enjoy.
2. Pick a line of dialogue that you like.
3. As people guess the film, strike out that entry.

1. "Dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine." [info]laudanumrmalade Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
2. "I wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though, or the Creedence." [info]jellifer The Big Lebowski
3. "I created your civilization. Now I will destroy it (in subtitles)." [info]jellifer Stargate
4. "Let's just say I'm not getting the respect a cop killer deserves." [info]evheidegger Half Baked
5. "I can handle things! I'm smart!"
6. "Like I couldn't make that much in like 5 seconds!" [info]kittypunkdog Napolean Dynamite
7. "I happen to know my friends, fucking know them. We're like a fucking team; we're like Starsky and Hutch"
8. "Who's the master?!" [info]evheidegger The Last Dragon
9. "And then poof... he's gone!"
10. "What you think doesn't matter. You have no brain."

Extra Bonus questions:

11. "I'm the Godfather and my name is Tucker... you all know I'm a bad mutha..."
12. "I want more life, fucker!" [info]albadore : Blade Runner
13. "We call her Turnpike, cuz you gotta pay to get on and pay to get off!
"

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Tuesday, December 14th, 2004
2:24 am - Hurricane Crazy
So today I went over my grandpa's house to pick up Jenny's car. I told Jen to go in so she and Rayna could get out of the cold while I took care of the mess. Upon entering my grandpa's garage I smell bleach. Not just a little mind you, I smelled the insane amount of bleach that can only be justified for use by someone not right in the head.

Sure enough, I walked in mid-way on a conversation between my Aunt Sue and Jenny.
Jenny: "Ok whatever then, where's Paul (my grandpa)?"
Sue: "You can't come in here I'm cleaning up!"
Me: "Where's Grandpa?"
Sue: "Hey, listen! Your Dog came over here and shit on the floor, now there's rats!"
Me: "Why don't you watch your language since there's a 6 year old here?"
Sue: "Oh... ummm.... Your Dog came over here and crapped on the floor! There's rats! I have to clean it for Tetra-virus!"
Me: *laughter* Tetra-virus huh?
Jenny: Tetra-virus??
Me: Whatever that is....
Sue: YEAH!!! YOU LAUGH!!!
Me: Ok...
Sue: "NO ONE GIVES ME ANY RESPECT!"
Me: That's because you're totally crazy Sue, I mean honestly....
Sue: "Don't Bring your damn dog over here!"
(Keep in mind that the dog wasn't anywhere near the house, and hasn't been for close to three months.)
Jen: "I've always been nice to you I don't need to listen to this, come on Rayna, sue's being a mean bitch... let's go."
Sue: YEAH!!! WELL I PUT THE SHIT IN A BOX FOR YOU!
Me: Wow, you put dog shit in a box? That's totally not crazy.
Sue: You're crazy
Me: Good comeback sue... now put more shit in a box, 'cause it makes sense.
Sue: You need to go see a psychiatrist.
Jen: He needs to see a psychiatrist but you're cleaning the house for tetra virus?
Me: And putting shit in a box!
Jen: Just shut up Sue.
Sue: I don't have time to argue with you!
Me: Ok then, go inside.
Sue: I don't have time to sit and argue with you, you're crazy.
Me: Ok, well if you don't have time... go away then. Bye.
Sue: I don't have time for this...
Me: Ok, see ya!
Sue: *Blank stare*

During this last part my grandpa started shutting the garage door which she was standing under. I was hoping she wouldn't notice and be crushed under it, but no such luck.
I hate her, and this time she actually managed to stupefy herself into a corner, "I don't have time for this". Oh, well then I guess you lose cunt.

I hope she gets hit by a fucking bus/train/semi/steamroller. Seriously... I wouldn't give a damn, in fact I HOPE it happens.

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Friday, December 10th, 2004
11:33 am
Stolen from [info]jellifer who stole it from [info]greekchris :

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.


It's a two-dimensional array of points.


out-nerd'd

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Thursday, December 9th, 2004
9:54 am - Diamond Darrel of Pantera shot to death
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6683479/'

That sucks. Although I hadn't listened to them since like 1993 I met them at a show I worked at. He, unlike most rawk stars, was a pretty friendly guy. He even signed my guitar at the time.

Fuckin' wackjobs...

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